drunk

A man is out, driving happily along in his car late one

Saturday evening. Before too long, the cops pull him over.

The policeman walks up to the man and asks, "Have you

been drinking, sir?"

"Why? Was I weaving all over the road?"

"No," replied, the policeman, "you were driving splendidly. It

was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you

away."